monasticmaestoso:

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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mahuika:

Rude-ass guest at work just told my coworker [in Spanish] that it was “ridiculous” that I don’t know Spanish and how dare I think the world cater to me

Forced laughter

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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Figures; the only cart left…

Figures; the only cart left…

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I had an epiphany today. It came to me as I put a bandage over the broken blister on my right middle finger. A blister that came to be as I spent five hours late last night and late this morning putting together a bunch of furniture I bought on a whim after work last night.

I have a job that allows me, at the moment, to buy do-it-yourself furniture in the middle of the night on a whim without having to worry about skipping a bill or putting a little less food on my table for a couple of weeks or running my car on fumes.

And it feels pretty darn good.

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

Legless dogs?

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Been rewatching Sports Night lately, and are we just going to ignore the fact that Dan is doing the toss to the wrong camera?

Been rewatching Sports Night lately, and are we just going to ignore the fact that Dan is doing the toss to the wrong camera?

clannyphantom:

call the police

clannyphantom:

call the police

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